I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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