Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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