There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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