she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
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