he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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