Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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