dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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