Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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