Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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