Buhtt sex?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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