Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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