doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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