...so i touched it.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
