what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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