Its about making memories worth repressing
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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