bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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