well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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