what if I'm pregnant?
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thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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