I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
