I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
my being single is dangerous.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
