if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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