idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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