Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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