i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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