Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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