Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
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