Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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