why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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