Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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