Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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