The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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