Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
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