when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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