Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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