also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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