i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
