You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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