hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Randomize
