ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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