Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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