At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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