Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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