The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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