So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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