We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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