hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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