the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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