i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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