who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I would fuck him just for his dog
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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