There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Do vagina's smell?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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