Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Barsexuality is the new black.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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