I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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