I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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